Ryry's Mind

My name is Ryan
This blog is full of my own interests
Ask me stuff if you want to know more,
you wont
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boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao
itissohardyouknow:

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cannedmackerel:

lisquid:

meeghanory:

art students before a final is due

Oh my god

They’re doomed if that’s their idea of a circle

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

The 8 Commandments of Urinal Etiquette

picsandquotes:

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Thou Shall Not Use the Adjacent Urinal

The first commandment of urinal etiquette is that one must respect the “every-other urinal” law. Seriously, if there 10 open urinals, why would you choose to pee right next to another dude? 

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Thou Shall Obey the “Three Shake Rule”

There is no need to incessantly flop that thing around for more than a couple of seconds. After three shakes, if you are still going at it, people can become uncomfortable and wonder what the hell you are up to.

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jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

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