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Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
Thou Shall Not Use the Adjacent Urinal
The first commandment of urinal etiquette is that one must respect the “every-other urinal” law. Seriously, if there 10 open urinals, why would you choose to pee right next to another dude?
Thou Shall Obey the “Three Shake Rule”
There is no need to incessantly flop that thing around for more than a couple of seconds. After three shakes, if you are still going at it, people can become uncomfortable and wonder what the hell you are up to.